About Me

Hi everyone, I'm West Lockwood, of westlockwood.com. And those are my abs.

I started making websites before Bill Gates began making Microprocessors.
I am also more clever than you are, which is why you are at my website, and I am not at yours.
I dislike most dogs, most Armenians, and the high-pitched squeals of young children.
Send any questions, comments or fan mail to west@westlockwood.com

Thank You.